An age old question I know. But what exactly do they think we do all day, currently 4 months into my maternity leave and I swear he thinks I sit on my fat arse watching Jeremy Kyle!! I have managed to keep our daughter alive and perfectly healthy for nearly 3 months, we have clean clothes, tidy house and two living cats! He on the other hand works, cooks dinner a couple of nights and generally makes a mess. Example, dirty boxers DOWN THE SIDE OF THE SOFA?!! Really, you’re fucking 31 years old! Grrrrrrr!! He also does manlike things such as leaving butter out, puts iron on the cool setting, leaves dirty clothes on bathroom floor and poo skids on the loo! Maaaaan it’s a bloody good job he’s funny!!!